THE DEVIL AND DANIEL MOUSE

Fuck me I must be bored, two entries in one night? Someone call the douche-nozzles at Guinness. The world record people not the makers of that you're better-off licking an old hooker's asshole because it will taste better than this shitty, warm, scunt-mud stout.

But back to the movie.

So the story here is two hippie mice suck as folk-musicians so the girl mouse sells her soul to Satan in order to become a disco star. The dude mouse (Daniel) then rages against the evil disco machine, proving it to be a shit music genre, and establishing some legal precedences in contract litigation that are still used to this very day. Sadly enough though, while teaching me that "a song from the heart beats the devil every time" this movie also taught me that a whored-up animated mouse running from The Devil has the ability to promote a strange feeling in my lower abdominal area (my cock.)

And to add further fuel to this fire of fucked-upness, this anti-disco, Satan-fearing animated short was shown to me and everybody else in my school once a year from grades one through six. Now that's just some solid educatin'.

DISCO=SATAN=9.0 on the Zuel Scale

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