Thursday, December 31, 2009
2009 CAN TOSS MY SALAD
I was supposed to do something... Right the um... Goldberg thing. Fuck it it's new years eve. It can wait a couple of days for me to sober up. I'm off to drink a gallon of Sailor Jerry's spiced rum. Merry fuckin new year
Sunday, December 27, 2009
MERRY FUCKIN' X-MAS COCKSUCKERS
So it was Christmas a couple of days ago. Big fuckin' deal right? Well anyways What I have for you today is the perfect movie to express that exact "Who gives a fuck, is it New Year's Eve yet so for one night of the year my drinking prowess can be looked upon with awe and well.. drunken awe instead of just the usual disgust and pity. I give to you Santa's Slay. Fuck I'm drunk, Santa Kills and shit. Fran Drescher is still disturbingly hot for a senior citizen. That broad who was caught smoking crack in the National enquirer was what was I saying? Shit I need to find the links, I'll do it later.
link 1 of 1 http://www.megaupload.com/?d=U2YZM10G
Thursday, December 10, 2009
MEET FUCKIN' CAP!
Ok, so there's a solid chance that you've never heard of John Caparulo. He was the pudgy, hat-wearing, white guy in that Wild West Comedy Tour that Vinnie Vaughn filmed and released in theatres, and then almost immediately to DVD a few years ago. Actually now that I think of it, if you've seen the WWCT (Wild West Comedy Tour) you've already heard a good chunk of this album, but I mean it's still funny shit.
So describing his act without giving too much of it away is going to be difficult. The last thing I want to do is type out a fuckin' transcript of the god damned album, so instead I'll attempt in my own half-retarded way to describe his comedic style. Shit. This is going to be gay.
I don't know, he's kind of a thinking man's Jeff Foxworthy? Well that's not right, Caparulo is actually funny. Fuck it, it's only like 80mb or someshit, download for yourself.
I'll give it an 8.5 on the zuel scale.
Part 1 of 1 http://www.megaupload.com/?d=WGIADQDS
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