Sunday, January 31, 2010

FUCKIN' CLOWN? REALLY?


I have no idea where this picture came from, but it was sitting on my desktop when I regained consciousness this morning. Hey look at that I'm sporting a semi for a clown. Creepy.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

BAD NEWS


We knew it was going to happen, but it's now official. Anna Faris hit the wall. No looking back now, the best thing she can do is get giant breast implants. It's actually more of a lateral move than a forward one, but what are you going to do? You can't unring that bell. Giant fun-bags would definitely cushion her descent into her mid-to-late-thirties. They would also aid in her not being cast as Hillary Duff's mom in like Cinderella Story 2 or someshit. Well for a few more years at least. Dropped down to a 7.0 on the zuel scale.


Here, be gay. Read Cosmo.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010