Artie Lange's Too Fat To Fish. Included are both the 7 disc audio book in mp3 format, and an e-book in pdf for those of you who prefer the printed word. If you are a fan of shit that doesn't suck this is required listening and/or reading. It's the story of Artie, what else do you need to know.
DAY THREE
The June 2009 edition of Lowrider Magazine. Right off the bat I like the cover, hot chick with big fake cans in a bikini standing in front of a '62 Impala. What's not to like? The problem here arises almost immediately. Of the first 10 pages 7 of them feature advertisements. But I'll get back to that later.
The content is pretty straight forward, profiles of custom car makers, their rides, and the hot Latina women who drape themselves over said rides. Now I like Latino women and old American muscle cars so this is all good for me. My problem lies in the proportions.
So back to what I was saying before, the number of ads is fuckin' nuts. Luckily there are 100 pages exactly so it will make the following break-down of content, percentage-wise, really easy which is really good because I'm half plotzed.
So what we have here is a chart.
Pretty straight forward. This chart depicts the number of ads, cars, broads, or angry Mexicans that are featured on at least one third of each page. So it's kinda fucked up that there are more ads than cars. Well I guess I could've skipped the chart, that last sentence pretty much summed shit up. Oh well at least I had the pleasure of making a chart.
But back to the magazine. I do like it, too many ads though, and it could use more whores. So June '09 Lowrider Magazine gets a 7.1 on the Zuel Scale, my bitchin' chart making skill gets a mad 8.0
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So what we got here is Flafla Flunkey's audio book. I haven't had a chance to listen to it yet so I'm holding off on the review. Eat me.
Creepy, right?. And after that it it's back to the regular whores for the remaining 30 pages.
Ok, to review Sexy Nuts issue #9 is a decent source of lingerie and bikini-clad Asian chicks, it loses marks though for lack of titty, ass or snatch, it was kinda informative I'm guessing, with just the right amount of what-the-fuck? So overall I didn't hate it.
7.2 on the Zuel Scale.
Yep it's Fritz-The-Mother-Fuckin'-Cat. What to say about Fritz? Well I guess first off, if you haven't seen it yet, see it dumb-ass! It's done in that weird Ralph Bakshi animation where everything is just sorta... i don't know, dark, and dingy but in a good way. And being the early 70's the total lack of political correctness is just fucking awesome. Seriously, black people are crows, cops are pigs, there's fag jokes, Jew jokes, rampant drug use, violence, there's even a Nazi-biker element.
