OK, I've got to start off by saying that I haven't actually seen even a second of this. I can only assume it to be a giant, steaming, liquid ass-squirt of a cinematic experience.
Single link : http://www.megaupload.com/?d=L5B33C5X
If anyone feels like downloading and reviewing this shit, feel fuckin' free. I'll post your review and give you all the credit. Chances are no one other than me will ever willingly watch this, so if I don't hear back from anyone by... I don't know Friday I guess I'll have to watch it. I fucking hate everything and everybody.
Single link : http://www.megaupload.com/?d=L5B33C5X
If anyone feels like downloading and reviewing this shit, feel fuckin' free. I'll post your review and give you all the credit. Chances are no one other than me will ever willingly watch this, so if I don't hear back from anyone by... I don't know Friday I guess I'll have to watch it. I fucking hate everything and everybody.
It's Friday. Fuck you. Fuck you all.
OK, so what I'm going to do here is review this piece of shit as I watch it. One window open with the movie, another open with this post.
0:00:09 - Black gentleman running from something. Special effects used rival those of a Flock of Seagulls music video. This isn't looking good.
0:01:37 - This is going to suck.
0:04:44 - Is their lab equipment is full of fuckin' Gatorade! This is really going to suck.
0:07:03 - Fuck me, this is brutal.
0:08:12 - Fuck.
0:09:56 - Fuck.
0:15:15 - Fuck.
0:21:28 - The coroner and the paramedic are wearing the same jumpsuits? And they're working together? Because every paramedic travels with a coroner?
0:25:30 - Fuck.
0:27:45 - How the fuck did the Oscars miss this one?
0:35:15 - I've got to take a dump, no need to pause this.
0:42:22 - Fuck. It's not over yet.
0:46:46 - Fuck.
0:47:58 - This is not a good movie.
0:51:59 - I think a fat zombie was just eating a teddy bear.
0:52:10 - Holy shit a chick! And a white one at that! Things might be looking up!
0:56:07 - Fuck.
0:58:15 - The white woman's dead. This is bullshit, the zombies managed to tear her shirt open everywhere but across her tits? Fuckin' gay zombies.
1:00:00 - Fuck me, still 25 minutes of this shit left.
1:02:24 - Hey another white woman!
1:08:26 - Fuck.
1:15:13 - Fuck.
1:16:58 - I guess their budget didn't include enough money to paint all of the hall? The funniest thing in this movie so far.
1:19:00 - This shit is gay.
1:21:40 - Fuck. Even the closing credits are slow and drawn out. Why the fuck am I still watching this?
This movie was a giant turd. It was made by a couple of douches named the Quiroz Brothers. If you ever meet them punch them both in their dicks for me. A 0.3 on the zuel-scale.
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