KOREAN HIP HOP

Yep you read that right, and no I'm not back on the sherm sticks. Although after listening to this I wish I was. So with no further adieu I present to you...

MC Mong's Vol. 4 Circus? OK tell you what, I'm going to review the album in it's entirety without prejudice or preconceived notions of any kind. Let's start with the cover. Good news. If you were going to design a gay, Asian, inflatable, clown sex doll I think you've got the face for it.

But on to the music. First track is Radio Revers and Rhyme. Some broad speaking English over top of various noises. Not my cup of tea, let's hope the next track, Circus, is better. Nope, not so much. It's another track that starts off in English, but this time moves on to circus music. Let's try the next track. English with a Spanish accent this time. How unusual. No. No, no, no.

Fuck it, This shit's gay. This Mong guy is a fucking asshole. I would rather fellate a penis sculpture made entirely out of Courtney Love's feces than finish listening to this shit. What a fucking asshole. Just look at him.

There is just something very punchable about his face.

But hey if you're a flaming homo and the idea of listening to something that sounds like a combination of The Insane Clown Posse and Kim Jung Il, then man is the the album for you.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=1REI9TQ5

Zuel-scale, I don't know. Whatever it was I gave Yoko.

ALEX, THINGS THAT SMELL FOR $200

This shitty 1987 sequel to a 1985 shitty movie was too gay for Michael J. Fox to appear in, so they got his fuckin' Family Ties co-star's brother to replace him.

What is Teen Wolf Too?

Congratulations, we all loose.

Oh fuck! What the hell am I doing? That things that smells shit is true. The fuckin avi has an odor to it. The question "what's that smell" can universally be answered with "Teen Wolf Too". Seriously, take a dump in a paper bag and sit it next to a copy of this movie. I challenge you to tell the difference between smells.

But on to the movie. Some douche is Teen Wolf's cousin, he does shit. There's a dude with a mullet, not sure if he's Jewish or Italian. He kinda looks like Boner from Groin Pains.

He's wacky, this movie's gay, there's even a musical number with a big choreographed dance scene. Like I said gay.

1.2 on the zuel scale.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=8W77ZYV3

And just for shits and giggles I present you with The Teen Wolf Too soundtrack. You thought the movie sucked ass, wait until you hear this burglared terd.

Holy shit you'll hate this.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SUVSBI3H

W.A.S.P. The last Command

Lowly dogs, get on your knees, bow your heads and worship at the feet of the greatest heavy metal album of the 1980's... fuck that, of all times... W.A.S.P.'s The Last Command

There's a good chance that Blackie Lawless fucked your mom. Don't argue, just accept it. If your sister doesn't really look like your dad, you now know why.

W.A.S.P. is the shit. The Last Command is the pinnacle of the shit. Well that's not entirely fair. Everything W.A.S.P. does is kind of pinnacular. They are the almost-forgotten, kick assiest band of the 80's. Do yourself a favour and listen to this shit. Blind In Texas is Jesus' fuck music. Seriously, he played it while doing Blackie's sloppy seconds. If your other sister doesn't look like your dad or Blackie you now know why.

This shit kicks the ass of anything Maiden, Crue, Kiss, Dokken or anyone else put out. This shit makes Rob Helford look like a fag. No jokes this is the foundation of modern metal, or at least what's left of it. No one was harder, faster or into you mom's panties more than W.A.S.P.

Tipper Gore even crusaded against them. Yeah wife of fuck head.

So anything W.A.S.P. automatically receives a 10 on the zuel scale. That's not true, Animal (I Fuck Like A Beast) gets a 10.1 but we're rating the band here and not individual albums.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=4SYU9779

ANOTHER QUICK QUESTION

Is it just me or is that one weird-ass looking light switch?