Artie Lange. This dude is THE shit. Now the reason I give him such high praise isn't his stand-up routine, ain't his book, not his job on the Stern Show. It's his ability to capture his audience with his tales of morbid... fuck this, this is starting to sound rather gay. What I meant to say is the man tells an awesome story. His stand-up is solid, better than most by far, but he's at his best when he just starts talking. He has the ability to make his father's paralyzation and apparent suicide funny, he's America's greatest obese heroin addict, his sister is smoking hot, he's old-school enough to still use words like "fag" and "nigger" in his act but in surprisingly rather inoffensive ways. He's moody, he's violent, he stabbed himself in the gut 9 times, but only 3 were meant to hurt. I mean come-on, the majority of them were "hesitation" wounds.So as my tribute to my favorite overweight, drug and alcohol addicted, foul-mouthed, Wolfgang Puck kitchen knife-wielding, former house-framer I present to you Artie Lange's Jack and Coke. I would post my copy of his audio book of Too Fat To Fish, but I can't find it right now. Go fuck yourself. Artie gets a 9.5, 8.7 for Jack and Coke.
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