ANIMAL PLANET?? REALLY?

Ok so if you're like me, and for your own good I hope like fuck you're not, when you think of that fuckin' Animal Planet channel you think of some shitty show about the world's wackiest pets, or endangered penguins, or some douche getting to 3rd base with his cat or someshit.

Creepy

And 99% of the time you'd be right on the money, so needless to say I was fucking floored when I discovered that one of my new favorite shows is a product of that same Animal Planet. Now you're probably asking yourself "what on that horrible, horrible channel could be worth watching?" and to that query I happily answer...

This show is the shit. The first episode of this that I saw some dude woke up in the middle of the night to take a dump, and on his way to the shitter he pulled a live fuckin worm out of his ass. Awesome right? I was hooked instantly. Then there's my personal favorite the bot fly. Bot flies pretty much mug mosquitoes, plant their eggs on them, and then when you're bitten by said mosquito, it plants the eggs on you, where they grow to fat stubby little worms just under the surface of your skin. Seriously if you're not going to check out Monsters Inside Me, do yourself a favour and at least do a google video search of "bot fly". Anyways back to the show, honestly some episodes are better than others, microscopic parasites just doesn't have the same impact as shitting a tape worm, but still interesting stuff.

So overall I say an 8.2 on the Zuel Scale

Anyways here's season one
s01e01 http://www.megaupload.com/?d=AR6DIKQ4
s01e02 http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6GIJNXCH
s01e03 http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UB57ZSN9
s01e04 http://www.megaupload.com/?d=CFVUX148
s01e05 http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EOVNPJ8V
s01e06 http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DP4ZTVR1