DAY THREE
The June 2009 edition of Lowrider Magazine. Right off the bat I like the cover, hot chick with big fake cans in a bikini standing in front of a '62 Impala. What's not to like? The problem here arises almost immediately. Of the first 10 pages 7 of them feature advertisements. But I'll get back to that later.
The content is pretty straight forward, profiles of custom car makers, their rides, and the hot Latina women who drape themselves over said rides. Now I like Latino women and old American muscle cars so this is all good for me. My problem lies in the proportions.
So back to what I was saying before, the number of ads is fuckin' nuts. Luckily there are 100 pages exactly so it will make the following break-down of content, percentage-wise, really easy which is really good because I'm half plotzed.
So what we have here is a chart.
Pretty straight forward. This chart depicts the number of ads, cars, broads, or angry Mexicans that are featured on at least one third of each page. So it's kinda fucked up that there are more ads than cars. Well I guess I could've skipped the chart, that last sentence pretty much summed shit up. Oh well at least I had the pleasure of making a chart.
But back to the magazine. I do like it, too many ads though, and it could use more whores. So June '09 Lowrider Magazine gets a 7.1 on the Zuel Scale, my bitchin' chart making skill gets a mad 8.0
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