Lowly dogs, get on your knees, bow your heads and worship at the feet of the greatest heavy metal album of the 1980's... fuck that, of all times... W.A.S.P.'s The Last Command
There's a good chance that Blackie Lawless fucked your mom. Don't argue, just accept it. If your sister doesn't really look like your dad, you now know why.
W.A.S.P. is the shit. The Last Command is the pinnacle of the shit. Well that's not entirely fair. Everything W.A.S.P. does is kind of pinnacular. They are the almost-forgotten, kick assiest band of the 80's. Do yourself a favour and listen to this shit. Blind In Texas is Jesus' fuck music. Seriously, he played it while doing Blackie's sloppy seconds. If your other sister doesn't look like your dad or Blackie you now know why.
This shit kicks the ass of anything Maiden, Crue, Kiss, Dokken or anyone else put out. This shit makes Rob Helford look like a fag. No jokes this is the foundation of modern metal, or at least what's left of it. No one was harder, faster or into you mom's panties more than W.A.S.P.
Tipper Gore even crusaded against them. Yeah wife of fuck head.
So anything W.A.S.P. automatically receives a 10 on the zuel scale. That's not true, Animal (I Fuck Like A Beast) gets a 10.1 but we're rating the band here and not individual albums.
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