OK, so I don't like to throw around the term "so bad that I wish I had exploding, violent testicle-grenade disease with painful flesh-eating acidic discharge so I would have an excuse to stop watching this shit" but in this case it seems appropriate. This movie IS so bad that I wish I had exploding, violent testicle-grenade disease with painful flesh-eating acidic discharge so I would've had an excuse to stop watching this shit. In other words I didn't enjoy this movie.
Want to get beat up by your girlfriend? Show her this movie. She'll enjoy the 10 minute long rape scene that ends with a bowling pin doing the deed. Other than that it's about someone who kills people in a fuckin' bowling alley. Try to make the connection and figure out who does the killing. This shit makes Cop Out look clever.
2.2 on the zuel scale. It only ranks that high because I like the idea of dudes getting beat up by women because of this shitty shitty movie. Fuck you.
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