Monday, November 09, 2009

SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS

I know, what the fuck is Zuel doing posting a fuckin Disney movie right? Well let's just say this ain't exactly your run of the mill version of Snow White. I don't think it's a director's cut, or has been digitally remastered or anyshit, but what it does have is just a bit of porn. Now I'm not talking about a porn version of Snow White,

animated or other.

I'm talking about the full-on 1937 Walt Disney classic with a Fight Club inspired twist. At the 33 minute and 43 second mark there's been a 10 second clip inserted of a nice white lady getting fucked in the ass by a black guy, then it goes back to Walt's family classic. And the reason I posted this? No, I don't have some weird Disney-porno fetish (well maybe I do, I did already have copies of both of the two pictures above on my hard drive) or a thing for dwarfs (there is my Bridgette The Midget movie collection) or anything. This was put together so that you can burn this to a DVD, label it as "Walt Disney's Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs" and leave it on the bus, subway, park bench, wherever it will be found. The idea is that someone finds it, brings it home, throws it in the DVD player for little Johnny to watch and half an hour into it BAM the little fucker is traumatized. Now I've got to warn you, this is the most serious of serious dick moves, probably illegal, and you will go to hell for doing this. But hey, what the fuck right?

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So I guess on to the Zuel Scale. Normally this shit would get around a 0.5-1.0 rating, but seeing how this is the "special edition" I've gotta think high 7s, low 8s. What the fuck 8.1 sounds about right.

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