Yes that is Lady GaGa, and yes I am calling her a whore. Now I don't mean it in a derogatory or insulting way, I honestly believe that she would except money in exchange for sexual favours. And good on her. I mean let's face it, there are a lot of whores out there, but very few of them are as willing to flaunt it as Ms. GaGa is. Don't get me wrong, her music is without exception total shit, but hey she's a whore so it's tolerable. In her video for "Love Game" I think the herpes virus actually gets passed around more than it did in Christina Aguilera's "Dirrty" video and that's no small feat. You've probably already seen it but on the off chance that you haven't here it is.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=WEM6HFET
So like I was saying the music's total shit. I wonder if I had a point? No, I think I just like writing about whores.
I like whores.
Well good news, I've got a BLOG OF ZUEL EXCLUSIVE. I recommend using the following link instead of the previous one. Trust me, the last one was shit, where as this one is the shit.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=70LRLREL
I can now honestly say that I've enjoyed a Lady GaGa video not only for it's softcore porn style choreography, but also for it's music.
Ok this is where it gets a little tricky, the Zuel Scale. Now I think what we're going to do here is not judge Lady GaGa by her music (for the record it would rate somewhere around Mr.T's Commandments) instead she'll be judged by her whorishness. I like whores. She scores an impressive 8.0 (with an asterisk) on the mighty Zuel Scale.
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