THE BEATLES

I fuckin' hate The Beatles. 20 years between members dying is too much. I say Ringo and Paul fight it out today in somekind of a medieval death-stick grudgematch where the loser gets a date with a guillotine and the winner gets to punch Yoko Ono in the face before his date with a guillotine. Win-win. They get the old 0.0 on the Zuel Scale, but I'll bump it up to a 0.5 if they actually fight.